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  • ptrparker:



    why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

    *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

    no because it’s dead

  • i’m not “cute” awkward.

    i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

    (Source: bunnnyfae)

  • ostracizedpoodle:

    My teacher won’t email me back is this the friend zone

  • homeo-static:

cool spot on We Heart It.
  • 13thmoon:

    i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist